Q) What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A) Drool!

Q) What's the difference between Pete's drumkit and Eric's drumkit?
A) Nothing. Eric's drums just look smaller cuz his head is so big!

Q) What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A) A drummer.

Q) How do you know when Peter Criss is at your door?
A) The knocking is out of time!

Q) Why do bands have bass players?
A) To translate for the drummer.

Q) What's the difference between a drummer and a terrorist?
A) Terrorists have sympathisers

Q) What's the definition of stupidity?
A) A blonde drummer!

Q) What do drummers use for birth control?
A) Their personalities!

Q) What's the difference between a drum solo and World War 2?
A) The drum solo causes more suffering

Q) What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth?
A) The stage is level

There were 2 people walking down the street. One was Eric Singer, the other didn't have any money either.

Did you hear about the world's most famous guitarist? He got a lobotomy, now he's the world's most famous drummer.