The Beer Drinkers Prayer

Our Lager, Who art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy beer doth come, I will be drunk, at home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangover. For thine are the Beer, the Bitter, and the Lager. Forever and ever. Barmen