Increased in Rank? YAY i'm a wealthy hobo, whatever that means

From: Moderator

Subject: You increased in rank!

Received: 10:06 am on Aug. 18, 2006

You're sick of the corporate world, and as you said in your memoirs, "Screw the company up the %&*!" You've liquidated your assets and put the money in a swiss bank account. You are traveling the world with your black labrador which you keep on a hemp rope. You have stopped shaving and your hair is down to your waist. You also carry a glass mason jar to urinate in. You are now an Wealthy Hobo! - The LiveWire Rank Guru