Me (again) : )

Joe Perry and His signature Les Paul Guitar, Slash (south park style), some random metallica fan, and me on holiday in south park

Rock n' Roll Nite SP STYLE

just read the bloody post...

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

i'm alone in the world. i'll die alone, assured.

all the love in the world couldn't save youOR the innocence insideyou know i tried so hard to make youwoah woah awoahhhh to make you change your mindand it hurts too much to see you ooooooohhhhhand how you left yourself behindyou know i wouldnt want to be you now there's a hell i cant describeso now i wander through my dazetry to find my placeits true these feelings that i've felti saved for you and no one elseand though as long as this road seems i know it's called the street of dreamsbut thats not stardust on my feetit leaves a taste thats bittersweetthats called the bluesi dont know just what i should doeverywhere i go i see youalthough it's what we planned this much is true i knowwhat i thought was beautiful dont live inside of you anymoreuh uhwhat this means to me is more than i know you believewhat i've got from you nowhas cost more than it should for mewhat i thought was true before were lies i couldnt seewhat i thought was beautiful is only memories

tuesday 21st of march 2006, 09:03am

today i feel like absolute shit. not to put a point on it. absolute shit. i woke up at 7.30, as usual on mondays and tuesdays. nose had been bleeding again all night. now i have to go buy new sheets. nose was still bleeding this morning. got in the shower, switched the hot water on, and the tap comes right off, the thread stripped all the way. i'm really too tired to type. i'm sitting here, it's now 09:09am, and am having trouble keeping my eyes open. it's 15 degrees outside. horrible. here ocomes winter, summer never arrived. welcome to transylmania. cold all year round. when it's not raining, the temperature never gets above 15 or 16 degrees for most of the year. too tired to type can't keep my eyes open aaarrrrgggghhh

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