Guantanamo trials 'lack crebility'

Guantanamo trials 'lack crebility'
From correspondents in Washington

March 30, 2007 05:21am

US Defence Secretary Robert Gates said today that trials of war-on-terror suspects at Guantanamo Bay lacked international credibility because of the taint of past treatment of detainees.

But Mr Gates said "hard-core" detainees who have vowed to attack the United States should never be released, and he suggested that the Congress and administration consider passing laws to deal with problem of their long-term detention

http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,21473445-5005940,00.html

One day little Johnny comes upon his grandfather enjoying a beer. Johnny asks, "Granpa, can I have some of your beer?" To which his grandfather replies, "Well that all depends, can your dick touch your asshole?" Slightly shocked, Johnny says, "No, grandpa" "Then you're not man enough" his grandfather replies promptly.

The next day Johnny sees his Grandfather smoking a cigar. He asks him, "Grandpa, may I smoke a cigar?" Again his grandfather replies "Can your dick touch your asshole?" and, again, Johnny says no.

The third day Johnny's grandfather sees little Johnny eating some fresh baked cookies. He says, "Hey there Johnny, can you give me a cookie?"

Johnny asks, "I don't know grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?"

His grandfather proudly replies, "Why yes, yes it can"

Johnny says, "Well then go fuck yourself, because grandma made these cookies for me"

I was going to post something but i can't remember what it was

New Gene interview, regarding non-marriage, ace, peter and paul and...his family jewels

A new Gene Simmons interview appears in the April issue of England's Classic Rock magazine. Gene discusses his reality series "Gene Simmons Family Jewels" and "Gene Simmons Rock School", (non-)marriage, Ace Frehley, Peter Criss and Paul Stanley. On the topic of Ace, Gene says, "I love him dearly, he's a sweetheart, but he's his own worst enemy. He's great with lots of people around but when he's alone he doesn't like himself. And he numbs himself. He's been numbing himself for 34 years that I know of. I don't know how often I've seen him straight, but it's almost never."

Rest of the article at http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=69364

Take it off!

Well my mind is gettin' dirty yeah around eleven thirty, uh huh
I wanna watch some asses shakin' to the noise the boys are makin', uh huh
Ooh, so I hop into my car, hit the local titty bar, uh huh
'Cause that's my kind of situation when I need some perspiration, uh huh
I do my one-step shoppin' for the girl of my dreams
'Cause I can always be sure that she's as good as she seems
Take it off, give it to me
Take it off, like you'd do me
I wanna see what's inside, 'cause you got nothin' to hide
Take it off, pretty baby
Take it off, drive me crazy
You know you make me so hot, I wanna see what you got
Take it off, yeah!

Wave your panties in the air, lick your lips and shake your hair, uh huh
Ooh, when you spread a little oil, yeah, my blood begins to boil, uh huh
Yeah, it's so hard to choose, when you all look so fine
But I got nothin' to lose but my money and my mind

Take it off, give it to me
Take it off, like you'd do me
I wanna see what's inside, 'cause you got nothin' to hide
Take it off, pretty baby
Take it off, drive me crazy

Ooh, take it off, drive me crazy
You know you make me so hot, I wanna see what you got
Take it off, yeah! Take it off!

(Instrumental break)

Ooh, move your sweet body closer (I want to be alone with you)
Yeah, come on and be my fantasy (there's so much you and I could do)
Oh, you're so near I can taste you (you're teasin' me, yeah you're pleasin' me)
(Ahh) I know you're dancin' just for me, just for me, just for me

Take it off, pretty baby
Take it off, drive me crazy
You know you make me so hot, I wanna see what you got
Take it off, pretty baby

Take it off, give it to me
Take it off, like you'd do me
Girl, you got nothin' to hide, now lemme see what's inside
Take it off! Take it, take it, take it off! Yeah!

Slightly disturbing but still fun

A parody of I love it loud - courtesy of spaceaceonline http://www.spaceaceonline.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=10527

Paul Loves It Hard

Stand up, you dont have to be afraid, tell the world, they all need to know you're gay
Queer boy, he always wanted something hard, better believe it
Guilty, never proven innocent, Stanley, we all know that you are bent
Let you in, then my wife's make-up went

Cuz Paul loves it, Paul he loves it hard, right between the cheeks
Paul he loves it hard, he wants to shoot his cream

Turn him on, with men in tight underwear, Paul will be a queen 'til the very end
No more treated like an alien, you don't have to take it
No lies, no more bullshit please, tell the world, what you wanna squeeze
It's cock! And take off that dress Paul please

Cuz Paul loves it, Paul he loves it hard, right between the cheeks
Paul he loves it hard, he wants to shoot his cream
Cuz Paul loves it, Paul he loves it hard, right between the cheeks
Paul he loves it hard, he wants to shoot his cream

Open, your very own "riding school", please the teacher that was the only rule
Turn him on, this is his attitude, bum him or leave him

Paul he loves it hard, right between the cheeks
Paul he loves it hard, he wants to shoot his cream
Cuz Paul loves it, Paul he loves it hard, right between the cheeks
Paul he loves it hard, he wants to shoot his cream
Cuz Paul loves it, Paul he loves it hard, right between the cheeks
Paul he loves it hard, he wants to shoot his cream

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