Led Zeppelin-Stairway To Heaven

Aerosmith - I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing

important stuff:

shock me, everytime i look at you, the lick to johnny b. goode. jumping jack flash, fade to black, about a girl, the theme to the godfather, polly, paradise city. can't think of any more atm. post more later. need to go check on grandad sometime today, see how he's doing. not good last time i checked, but i hope he'll pull through this time, just like all the other times this has happened. its a nice day outside - 25 degrees, sun is shining, my hair is nice, i had a excellent shave today, a long hot shower, worked out and went for a run earlier this morning, the shredding on my left hand isn't overly visible. i'm wearing my buddha, sunglasses and hot tshirt and blue jeans. i look almost 'hot.' i love jessica boling more than words can possibly describe. posted her another letter last night. gonna send snowy over there as her goober bear that she can cuddle until i can get over there.

Mens and Womens English - Another piece of useful spam

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

A blonde girl went home to her mom after school & said proudly, "mom! guess what?! all the other girls in my kindergarten class can only say their ABCs only up to G! but i can say mine up to J! it's because i'm blonde isn't it mommy?" & her mom smiled & replied, "yes it is."

the next day the girl proudly stated after school, "mom! guess what?! all the other girls in my kindergarten class can only count up to 10! but i can count up to 12!! it's because i'm blonde isn't it mommy?" & her mom smiled & replied, "yes it is."

& the next day the girl proudly stated after school, "mom! all the other girls in my kindergaten class are flat! but i'm not!" & she pulled up her shirt revealing 32C breasts, "it's because i'm blonde isn't it mommy?" & her mom replied, "no, it's because you're 23."

This is really pissing me off

Govt told to 'back off' on Kokoda
From correspondents in Port Moresby
October 01, 2006 07:28pm
Article from: AAP
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AUSTRALIANS walking the Kokoda Track are "trespassing" on private land and Canberra must not interfere with local peoples' rights to allow mining, says a group of Kokoda landowners.Their demands for their land rights to be respected are in a letter from leaders and elders of the Naoro and Eberi villages on the famed track.
Their lands are being explored for an estimated $1.7 billion worth of gold and copper mining potential by Australian company Frontier Resources.
The leaders said they fully supported the company's explorations and the possible development benefits mining could bring to their people who lacked proper health services, schools and good water supplies.
Australian Prime Minister John Howard has called for a stop to any mining around the 96km track across the Owen Stanley ranges where more than 600 Australian soldiers died during World War II.
He said the track was of enormous historic significance to Australia and he would do whatever he could to stop mining going ahead.
The PNG Government said it was too early to be concerned about environmental damage to the track and PNG had strict compliance processes that would ensure historical and cultural sites were protected.
Frontier's managing director Peter McNeil said any mining would be five or more years away and it was not planned to impact on the track itself.
He said he wouldn't be surprised if landowners shut down the track in protest at Mr Howard's attempt to deny them their right to benefits from development such as jobs and mining royalties.
The Naoro and Eberi landowners, who sit on around 10 per cent of the track, wrote their strongly-worded letter with the help of a Frontier resources geologist and its message is aimed at Australia.
They said the sweat and pain that trekkers endured on the gruelling track were what villagers went through every day.
"If the company can help us to alleviate and lighten these hardships we are willing to support them and give them this land to explore and mine with no regrets.
"You are trying to deprive us of such development."
The leaders, including Jack Bani, Sam Dabave, Dick Kibidi, Baguwa Wati and Jack Seven, said the benefits mining would bring would far outweigh that of trekking which benefited track porters and guest houses but not the bulk of the people.
"The trekkers have abused us and called us donkeys when they saw our women carry bilums (string bags) on their heads.
"They want to keep the pristine beauty and preserve the environment and continue to keep us as game for the affluent.
"They do not realise they are trespassing upon private property.
"If we walked into one of these tourist's backyard he would pull a gun at us but that is what they are doing to us," they said.

hes nearly gone, after 85 years, hes almost gone