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Aerosmith - Lord Of The Thighs (Live - Camden 2002)

LORD OF THE THIGHS!

ace frehley shock me in 77

Aerosmith - Draw The Line (Live - Las Vegas 03)

Aerosmith - Adam's Apple live in Houston 77

Dont wanna wait til you know me better
Lets just be glad for the time together
Lifes such a treat and its time you taste it
There aint a reason on earth to waste it
It aint a crime to be good to yourself

Chorus:
Lick it up, lick it up, its only right now
Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah
Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on
Lick it up, lick it up

Dont need to wait for an invitation
You gotta live like youre on vacation
Theres something sweet you cant buy with money - lick it up, lick it up
Its all you need, so believe me honey
It aint a crime to be good to yourelf

Chorus

Come on - its only right now (its only right now)
Ooh yeah (ooh yeah) ooh yeah (ooh yeah), yeah yeah

i don't need that sentimental bullshit anyway/ takes more than just a memory, to make me cry.

I'm gettin' good at this songwriting thing. finished another one last night, called 'the parties over.' hey jess, if i ever make any money off these songs about you, i promise i'll split some of it with you. finished. ha! although when i say finished, its got a basic melody and chords to it, no solo and its still lacking a bridge. listening to the most amazing song right now: metallica - 'turn the page' Metallica fucking rules! its full of angst and its loud and aggressive and reflects my mood perfectly. i just wish i could play like kirk hammet. my solo writing needs work

wrote a new song today - lyrics on my songwriting page

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Ace frehley in the studio with eddie trunk

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his Mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his Mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

Heavy The Story Of Metal Welcome To My Nightmare Part 4

Episode 4 - KISS

3km's from uni to franklin square

Quick guide to Australian Culture

Quick guide to Australian Culture

The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm.
The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.
Whether its the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery, there is no Australian event that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle.
If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie he's probably a media billionaire. Or, just conceivably, a wharfie.
On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallet by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out. We might have very stupid thieves. Or really stinky sandshoes.
Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the milk crate.
All our best heroes are losers.
The alpha male in any group is he who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags.
It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold.
A thong is not a piece of scanty swimwear, as in America, but a fine example of footwear. A group of sheilas wearing black rubber thongs may not be as exciting as you had hoped.
It is proper to refer to your best friend as "a total bastard". By contrast, your worst enemy is "a bit of a bastard".
Historians believe the widespread use of the word "mate" can be traced to the harsh conditions on the Australian frontier in the 1890s, and the development of a code of mutual aid, or "mateship". Alternatively, we may all just be really hopeless with names.
The wise man chooses a partner who is attractive not only to himself, but to neighbourhood mosquitoes.
If it can't be fixed with pantyhose and fencing wire, it's not worth fixing.
The most popular and widely praised family in any street is the one that just happens to have the swimming pool.
The phrase "we've got a great lifestyle" means everyone in the family drinks too much.
The poisoning of Phar Lap remains the purest example of what happens when Australians attempt to take on the outside world.
If invited to a party, you should take cheap red wine, but then spend all night drinking the host's beer. Don't worry, he'll have catered for it.
If there's any sort of free event or party within a hundred kilometres, you'd be a mug not to go.
When tipping in a restaurant, we add 10 per cent, and then round down to the nearest large-denomination note. Yet, miraculously, we still believe we've tipped 10 per cent.
The phrase "a simple picnic" is not known. Or at least not acted upon. You should take everything. If you don't need to make three trips back to the car, you are not trying.
Unless ethnic, you are not permitted to sit down in your front yard, or on your front porch. Pottering about, gardening or fence-leaning is acceptable. Just don't sit. That's what backyards are for.
Out in the bush, the tarred road always ends just after the house of the local mayor.
A flash sportscar driven by a middle-aged man does not incite envy as in America, but hilarity.
On picnics, the Esky is always too small, creating a food versus grog battle problem that can only ever be resolved by leaving the salad at home.
When on a country holiday, the motel neon advertising the pool will always be slightly larger than the actual pool.
The men are tough, but the women are tougher.
The chief test of manhood is one's ability to install a beach umbrella in high winds.
There comes a time in every Australian's life when one realises that the Aeroguard is far, far worse than the flies.
And, finally, don't let the tourist books fool you. No-one says "cobber".

Found this and thought it interesting...

The United States vs Australia - Cultural Differences

Convict eyes on the Land of Liberty

"Americans maintain their sense of being God's own country with a manifest destiny to lead the world to freedom and democracy. Australia has no global ambitions, and those related to the region are for stability and economic advancement rather than dominance" - John Langmore
Urban Australia was founded by English convicts, or to put it another way, England's rejects. Urban America was founded by English puritans, or to put it another way, England's weirdoes. The difference between rejects and weirdoes goes a long way to explaining the cultural differences between the two nations.

For different reasons, many people in both Australia and America are reluctant to recognise their cultural uniqueness. Some Americans argue that Americans can't be stereotyped as not everyone drives pick-up trucks and talks about when they were abducted by aliens. Likewise, a minority of Australians are obsessed with telling the world that the average Australian doesn't wrestle crocodiles...

http://www.convictcreations.com/culture/yankaussie.htm

Q) What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A) Drool!

Q) What's the difference between Pete's drumkit and Eric's drumkit?
A) Nothing. Eric's drums just look smaller cuz his head is so big!

Q) What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A) A drummer.

Q) How do you know when Peter Criss is at your door?
A) The knocking is out of time!

Q) Why do bands have bass players?
A) To translate for the drummer.

Q) What's the difference between a drummer and a terrorist?
A) Terrorists have sympathisers

Q) What's the definition of stupidity?
A) A blonde drummer!

Q) What do drummers use for birth control?
A) Their personalities!

Q) What's the difference between a drum solo and World War 2?
A) The drum solo causes more suffering

Q) What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth?
A) The stage is level

There were 2 people walking down the street. One was Eric Singer, the other didn't have any money either.

Did you hear about the world's most famous guitarist? He got a lobotomy, now he's the world's most famous drummer.

What Kind of Mental Disorder Do You Have? Depressed You are depressed. You sad, pathetic little creature. Here, have some zoloft.

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This ones for you

Now I know, you've been cheatin' and lyin' all the time
I didn't know you were gonna be so unkind
I've been trying just to find out how we went wrong
But I know that I can't trust you girl anymore

Chorus: Rip it out, take my heart,
you wanted it from the start
You got it now, so goodbye,
so rip it out, watch me cry

It's so sad, I'm not glad to be with you today
And it's bad, 'cos I can't stop the pain day by day
If I knew how to stop you, I don't think I'd try
I think it's better if we just part and don't say goodbye

chorus

I hope you suffer!

chorus repeats 2x

Rip it out (repeats out)

Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence

Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes. You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time. You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it. Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds. You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?