Two cowboys were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don't think I've ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' "
"Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

Why i keep a blog and what my blog is for...

VH1 Illustrated - Axl Rose at Mcdoogals

This thing kicks ass

Ramones - Blitzkrieg bop

Bushisms - check this shit out

Afghanistan and Iraq: it’s the same war

Four years ago the U.S. and Britain unleashed war on Iraq, a nearly defenseless Third World country barely half the size of Saskatchewan.

For twelve years prior to the invasion and occupation Iraq had endured almost weekly U.S. and British bombing raids and the toughest sanctions in history, the “primary victims” of which, according to the UN Secretary General, were “women and children, the poor and the infirm.” According to UNICEF, half a million children died from sanctions related starvation and disease.

Then, in March 2003, the U.S. and Britain...

http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=ORC20070427&articleId=5511

Check this out - awesome hidden camera stunt

Posted new lyrics thismorning. on my songwriting page i mean. link under the links column. Listening to kiss. feel like shit cause i didn't sleep last night then my sister came into the room at 6am and chucked the cat on me and that woke me up out of what little sleep i was achieving.

australia won the cricket world cup (again - getting a little tired of this). swans won the footy.