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Ok so there were three guys right? And they were stuck in the desert without any water, food, shelter, nothing. So they were walking around when they came across this little shack. They looked in the window and there sat an old hag... The ugliest thing you had ever seen. The first guy went in and he said "can i please have some shelter? " The hag replied "Only if you have sex with me" He ran out screaming. Then the second guy went in and he said "can i please have some water?" She replied "Only if you have sex with me" He ran out. Finally the third guy went in and asked for food She replied "only if you have sex with me" So he blindfolded her and looked around the room and spotted a cob of corn. lol He used it as a .... and she was like "oohhh keep going". Finally. he stopped and quickly chucked the corn out the window. He unblindfolded her. He got some food and stepped out the door only to find his brother... "Oh bro, you missed it! This fab corn just flew out the window!"

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personality wise

i've finally found some famous people i have a personality similar to:

try to imagine someone somewhere, personality wise, between norman gunston, ace frehley, axl rose and Bon scott - and you got me.

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don't drink and derive